First of all, for the nitpickers out there, look up the definitions for democracy and republic before you jump on me with the “it’s a representative republic” nonsense. That said, I will use the term democracy throughout this post.

I’m not sure when it started–the reality of losing our democracy in the U.S.–but anyone paying attention knows how fragile democracy can be. The United States is divided politically, and the possibility of a “… government of the people, by the people, for the people…” (Lincoln, Gettysburg Address) disappearing is not a simple thought experiment. 

With our democratic way of life threatened, I’ll offer three ways we can protect it:

  1. Vote. Free and fair elections are a hallmark of a democracy. A record number of eligible voters turned out for the 2020 election, 62.8%. (Pew, Turnout.) Seriously? 62.8% places the U.S. behind thirty countries in the developed world. Electing the leaders that represent you, passing laws, and choosing how your local government spends your money is easy. If you think that your one vote doesn’t matter, it does.
  2. Get involved. I admit that until this year, I have never done the hard work for a candidate I supported. I was initially nervous because the candidate I support is a Democrat, and I live in a very Republican county. Surprisingly, I haven’t run into contentious conversations, and the experience has been enriching. The candidate is still a long shot at winning, but he never stood a chance without thousands of volunteers knocking on doors, calling folks, and mailing letters.
  3. Let your representatives know your opinion. Call or write your representatives and tell them about the issues that concern you and why. You’ll likely speak with a staffer, but politicians will pay attention if enough constituents express their opinions. If your representatives aren’t listening, organize a peaceful protest, a right afforded by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

As I write this post, we are less than a week away from the 2022 midterm election. I’m hoping there will be another record-breaking turnout, but early voting in some states is down. So, please take step one to heart and vote!

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/11/01/turnout-in-u-s-has-soared-in-recent-elections-but-by-some-measures-still-trails-that-of-many-other-countries/

Protecting Our “Babies”: The Evils of Literature

I love my state and the folks who live as true Texans—bold, adventurous, and freedom-loving. Book banning in schools isn’t new but is antithetical to Texan individualism. The prohibited materials—sexuality, race inequity, rape, even the Holocaust—apparently are too heavy for teenagers…teenagers. In many schools, an eighteen-year-old, who’s legally allowed to vote, can’t read about the emotional tribulations of LGBTQ characters their age. That’s the policies of Texas school districts, policies now backed by Texas law. (I know banned books aren’t endemic to Texas, but it thrives here)

Let me fill all book banners in on a little secret. Teenaged readers will read “Maus,” “The Glass Castle,” “The Handsome Girl and Her Beautiful Boy,” and hundreds of banned books. They’ll read them because you told them not to, because they crave knowledge, and because only reading “wholesome,” asexual, struggle-free books about “normal” lives is narrow-minded and boring.

To the young men and women who’ll surreptitiously procure copies of books deemed inappropriate by parents and school boards, my message is good for you. The books you’ll read will not warp your mind, transforming you into a heinous, tainted miscreant. No, you’ll learn about the world as it is, you’ll respect people who aren’t like you, and you’ll know what it is to be human.

You will be corrupted though, permanently haunted by a lividity for those who seek censorship. Instinctively you’ll try to rationally discuss the matter with them. But the opposition will label you with pejoratives and damning adjectives—pervert, anti-American, profane, blasphemous, boat rocker.

The sad irony of this scholastic censorship is most of the “adults” banning books have never read any of them. They read handpicked quotes made available by various organizations hellbent on preventing the corruption of America’s youth. Shocked by the words they see, which likely represent less than one percent of the novels from which they were excised, the outraged parents band together at the next school board meeting.

School board members, as appalled as parents or simply too craven to object to their demands, quickly vote for the immediate removal of all offensive materials in their schools. Content the innocence of their pubescent children is secure, the once furious parents are appeased, and one of the school board’s headaches is alleviated.

Finally, I’d like to make a point of clarification for anyone who’s pegged me as an atheistic, depraved, lost soul. Sorry, I’m not. I’ve read and taught the sixty-six texts combined into the traditional Christian Bible. I’ve read the scriptures, the commentaries on the scriptures, the Hebrew and Greek meanings that have been transliterated to English. Guess what? Some of those scriptures don’t mean what you think or want them to mean. A few of them would likely be considered inappropriate for children. But maybe I’m just a victim of too much reading.

Recently, my wife and son brought up the topic of existence. Specifically, they questioned their purpose in this world and why any human exists. Why are we here?

As I write this, I realize that questioning one’s existence might come off as alarming–a cause for concern regarding their safety. I’ll admit that existentialism has likely driven many down dark paths. In fact, in the case of my wife and son, both were somewhat distressed thinking about the significance of their lives.

If you asked a hundred people why humans exist, you’d likely receive varied answers based on religion, philosophy, personal circumstances, etc. At the end of the day, can anyone say with certainty why humans exist on this tiny dot in a vast universe?

I told my wife and son the same thing. I reminded them that, at the very least, their existence brings me great joy. For me, that’s the only answer I can come up with regarding existentialism–humans were created to love and care for one another.

I don’t have any delusions that people aren’t mean, cruel, rude, and hateful. However, when everything seems wrong in the world, think about the people who love you. The comfort their love brings seems to be a key part of human existence.

Tell me your thoughts on existentialism.

You’ve likely heard the phrase “the gold standard,” referring to an ideal benchmark. The literal term refers to the standard use of gold to back a nation’s money. These days, the gold standard usually refers to an individual, product, company, process, etc., representing excellence. For example, Kodak was the gold standard in photography for most of the twentieth century.

Regardless of context, I highly doubt anyone has called me the gold standard. I am good at many things, but I don’t know that I’ve genuinely mastered anything. Yes, I graduated college in four years, never failing a class. But someone carelessly told me anything above a C was passing. So, what do you think my target grade was? In my defense, a host of exciting and entertaining activities persistently tore me from my studies. As a writer, I consistently crank out ten thousand words in a sitting. When I finish a work, satisfied that my story is complete, I move on. I know there are probably chapters that could be cleaned up, and a couple of comma splices are likely still hiding, but I’m done. The next story is coming soon.

So, I’m not a gold standard; however, I proudly say that I’m the copper standard. Without my definition of the copper standard, you might assume the term is the concept of an underachiever seeking validation. I’ll make my case if you hang with me.

Consider three characteristics of copper—

Copper is Useful

There is a spate of uses for copper–wiring, plumbing, architecture, brazing, soldering, electric motors, and it’s an antimicrobial. Brass and bronze wouldn’t exist without copper, and neither would the foremost symbol of the United States, the Statue of Liberty.

Copper is considered an essential element in animals and plants. As copper wires keep the lights on in your home, the same element is also busy keeping you in good health.

Copper is Valuable

Despite being four hundred times less valuable than gold, the demand for copper is so great the FBI issued a bulletin regarding copper theft.

Copper is so inherently valuable that the ancient Romans associated it with the goddess Venus.

Copper has been used as currency for over twenty centuries and is still used (to the dismay of many) in American pennies. For years, there has been a push to cease penny production in the United States, but the copper penny lives on.

Copper is Dependable

Copper is much like that friend who is durable and adaptable, willing to drop what they are doing to help with anything. In addition to its resistance to wear, copper is also highly malleable, adapting to its needed purpose. Copper has always been there for us, waiting to be of service. We don’t even have to worry about copper corroding; oxygen forms a protective top layer (and creates a nice patina) when reacting to copper.

Lastly, let’s revisit the penny—the coin many would like to abolish. When you see a penny on the ground—especially heads up—as you traipse across a filthy parking lot, your natural compulsion is to pick it up. Why? It’s our intuition that directs us to the familiar piece, and our instincts are correct. Copper isn’t shiny, demanding our attention, copper’s desirability comes from invisible but palpable qualities—reliability, consistency, and ruggedness. Comparatively, the appeal of precious metals—gold, silver, platinum, etc.—is, if we are honest, superficial. Yes, all these metals have practical uses, but copper has no use for pretense. Copper knows what it’s about; it gets the job done and doesn’t want the attention that comes with a shiny luster.

So, I embrace the copper standard—helpful, capable, and time-tested—as an alternative to the perfection of the gold standard. Don’t get me wrong, while I espouse my copper-standard life, I am also thankful for the gold-standard folks. After all, I’d prefer my cardiologist obsessively study and perfect the skills necessary to keep my heart pumping.

Recently, a literary publication rejected one of my short stories. Naturally, I was disappointed, so I wrote the publisher and asked for advice or a critique of my work. His response comforted me. My piece was grammatically sound, the narrative flowed well, and it was good. In short, there wasn’t a surprise plot twist or an abundance of flashy descriptors in my story that stood out from the hundreds of competing works.

My takeaway from the editor’s response was he thought my story was good. When I write, my goal is to tell an interesting story that makes sense and is easy to follow. Sure, I’d love to write a novel that people call great, but I’ll take good every time.

“So, what’s the plan for the body?” Mickey asked. He laid in bed, hands behind his head, staring at the water-stained ceiling. Through the curtainless window, the waning crescent moon highlighted the brown marks above him. Usually, the lunar light reminded Mickey of the time he viewed the Sea of Tranquility through his father’s telescope. He’d just turned six, and ever since, Mickey dreamed of jetting off and walking among the orb’s craters and jagged terrain. But he wasn’t thinking about the moon tonight.

“What do you mean? We talked about this,” Billy said over his shoulder.

Billy rested on his elbow, atop his twin bed, his back to Mickey. He held a flashlight that illuminated the perfect body of Miss November 1986. When he slept, Billy lay prone, head buried in his pillow, a respite from the down-and-out reality surrounding him. Moonbeams exposed their dilapidated dump of a house which depressed and angered Billy. He’d lay on his side during the darkness of a new moon when all he saw was the digital clock on their nightstand. But the cyclic revelation returned with crescent moons and the ceiling’s stains that reminded Billy of drip buckets when it rained. Half moons came next, casting light on the cracks in the walls from the home’s sinking foundation. Full moons maliciously unmasked the infinite crappiness of the hovel—Billy loathed full moons.

The boys wore flannel shirts because the gas was off, which meant no heat, no hot water. Their mom, June, said a pipe likely ruptured, and EnerGas would repair it soon. June hated lying to her boys, but she didn’t want them to fret. She refused to burden them with the stress of another missed EnerGas Indigent Assistance payment. June’s brother, Ronnie, cut the valve’s lock and restored their gas the last time she couldn’t pay the bill. But a deputy taped a citation to their door, along with a warning—the fine would double if they stole natural gas again.

“We agreed to paint it Cranberry Red with Tuxedo Black racing stripes, Mickey,” Billy said.

“Yeah, I know. It’s just. . .”

Billy sighed, closed the magazine, and turned off the flashlight. “What? What’s the matter, Mickey?”

“The car is primer gray, Billy,” Mickey said.

Billy shoved the magazine under his mattress. He’d revisit Miss November another night. Mickey was talking, and nothing would shut him up for another hour, minimum. “You can’t paint a car without priming it first. So, yeah, the car is gray.” Billy hoped the discussion was over, but he knew better.

“It’s been primer gray for months, Billy. Before that, the car was sun-damaged Astro Blue,” Mickey said, inflecting exasperation and hopelessness.

The boys’ father, Boone, bought the 1970 Chevelle the summer after Billy graduated high school. “We’ll work on it together. Then you’ll have a decent ride when you get a job at the quarry,” Boone told Billy after he backed the trailer hauling the Chevelle into their driveway. Three weeks later, Boone moved in with the other woman in Conroe.

When Boone abandoned their mom, the boys made a pact. They’d work on the Chevy together until the car was perfect. Every tightened bolt, welded frame mount, and coat of Tuxedo Black paint would be a “fuck you” to Boone Hill Dooney and everyone in town who called their family worthless.

Between Billy’s feedlot wages and Mickey’s pay from Tamarack’s Machine Shop, the brothers gave half their income to June. The government, and Uncle Ronnie, helped with the family’s food and healthcare. June appreciated her sons’ willingness to contribute but insisted they save fifty dollars a week to spend toward the Chevelle. Billy and Mickey invested in seat covers, a tachometer, chrome wheels, a rebuilt alternator, and a Holley carburetor. There were cheaper carbs available, but for a Chevelle, it was a Holley or nothing. The brothers spent all their extra dough on the car in the summer of ’84—the year Boone shacked up in the other woman’s doublewide.

The following summer Mickey caught a nasty cough from welding all day at Tamarack’s. Dr. Anderson said it was an allergic reaction to the metal-fusing vapors. He wrote Mickey prescriptions for an antihistamine and prednisone and exited the exam room before Mickey or June could ask a single question. Dr. Anderson wasn’t shy about his distaste for Medicaid. He told patients their exams would take no more than seven minutes—a minute more, Medicaid would bankrupt him.

Two weeks later, Mickey had pneumonia. Dr. Anderson—in six and a half minutes—prescribed penicillin and bedrest and shot off to the next patient. Mickey damn near died that summer, spent a month staring out his bedroom window and at the water-stained ceiling.

With the money Billy brought home—including any overtime he could pick up—he bought sandpaper, Bondo, and gray primer. Before Mickey went back to school, Billy added a fan belt and a new battery he found on sale at Walmart. Mickey was sixteen, and Billy was determined to do what Boone hadn’t—give Mickey a car.

The engine’s timing was off, creating a horrible sound that worsened when Billy removed the car’s rusted muffler. If it weren’t for Pete Simmons, the boys’ friend at the Gulf station, the car wouldn’t have passed the required state inspection. Two years after Boone fled, the brothers had worked hard, but the Chevelle wasn’t the vehicular validation they’d envisioned. Billy slung grain sacks at Russell’s Feed Store every day since he was fifteen. With breathing treatments, Mickey continued welding part-time after school. The Dooney boys were determined, but the Chevelle was still primer gray.

The first week of September, Mickey drove to Carthage High in the 1970 gray jalopy. In the trunk, Billy put two quarts of oil and a gallon of antifreeze. The engine’s seals were old, so the car burned and leaked oil, and one of the radiator hoses would likely crack—hopefully not burst—any day.

“Beautiful paint job, Loony Dooney,” Jaydon Reynolds said on the first day of classes. “What do you call that, Melancholy Gray?” Jaydon’s gel-stiffened hair bounced as he laughed. Four of his toadies laughed obligatory approval of Jaydon’s remark.

Mickey would’ve punched the boy’s lights out, but Jayden’s daddy was the richest man in Carthage. Wrecking the town’s golden boy would bring the sort of trouble the Dooney’s didn’t need. Jaydon, other classmates, even the town’s adults had needled and mocked Mickey since kindergarten. Relentless ridicule was considered the appropriate punishment of the impoverished, the parasites living off the work of others.

In October, the brothers replaced the radiator hose that did burst and added a muffler. Judge Binkman ordered the new muffler along with a forty-dollar fine for an illegal exhaust system. When Mickey drove the window-pane-rattling, primer car past the country club, he’d interrupted the judge’s golf game—thus, the ticket.

“Mickey, we don’t have heat. There’s a one in ten chance one of us will freeze to death tonight, but you’re busting my balls about your damn car,” Billy grumbled.

“Yeah. I guess I’m just tired of people making fun of me because I drive a primer car.”

Billy let out a long sigh. “What difference does a car make, Mickey?” he said. “When we go to the store, there’s orange stickers on our food, letting everyone know we’re on food stamps. When you wear your one collared shirt, it’s no secret that Jaydon’s mom left it at the charity thrift store a year ago. Our dad left us for a weekday stripper because he saw more of an upside in Cinnamon than Mom and us.” Billy shook his head. A tear tried to escape the corner of his eye, but Billy stopped it with his flannel sleeve. “That car is just one more example of how pathetic we are.”

There was silence for a moment, and Mickey looked out the window at the waning crescent moon. “I know I’m a dreamer, Billy,” he said. “But are we supposed to give up? Do you think there’s no chance we’ll have a better life someday?”

“Do you believe our odds of success are the same as Jaydon’s?” Billy asked.

Mickey hated when his brother responded to his questions with a question. Rather than argue, he answered. “Of course not. Some people are born with everything, but there are others worse off than us.”

Billy scoffed and turned his back to Mickey again.

“There are people worse off than us, Billy,” Mickey continued. “Most of the world lives in abject poverty, you know.”

“I’m not talking about the rest of the world, Mickey. I’m talking about our world,” Billy said.

“I know. I know we’ll never be treated like Jaydon. He won’t interview for his first job because daddy will give it to him over a fine dinner. Inside dusty modular buildings, our interviews are like interrogations, with jagoffs scrutinizing everything about us. Our frayed collars, yellow teeth, and underwhelming résumés label us like those damn orange stickers on our food,” Mickey said. He grabbed an empty soda can from the windowsill, crumpled it, and chucked it at Billy.

“What the hell?” Billy said and tossed the can back.

“Listen to me.”

“I am,” Billy said and turned onto his right side, facing Mickey.

“So, do we give up and accept our fates? Are you going to apply at the quarry because Boone said it’s your best opportunity to succeed?” Mickey asked.

“Hell no, I’ll never work there.”

“I’m not going to give up, Billy. I can’t live believing this is as good as life can be—a house without heat, eating government cheese, and a doctor that’ll treat anything he can in six and a half minutes, Mickey said.

Billy looked into his brother’s resolute eyes and said, “Mickey, I love you. I’ll support you no matter what. But I also have an obligation to. . .protect you.” Billy didn’t want to patronize Mickey, but the sixteen-year-old was stuck in the clouds. “I’m worried you’ll charge full speed into the world expecting a fancy college degree or that you’ll run GE. You’re passionate, which is good. But the countless rejections you’ll face could hurt a guy like you.”

“What do you mean a guy like me? You don’t think I’m tough enough to handle the real world?” Mickey said, an edge to his voice.

“I know you’re tough. We’re both hardened from this shitty hand we were dealt,” Billy said. He paused for a beat. “But when you and Jaydon pull into the same parking lot, he’ll drive a new Porsche 911. And you’ll be in the primer gray 1970 Chevelle. And that’s how the world sees y’all—a fine-tuned sports car and an ugly junker.”

Mickey breathed a laugh. “I didn’t know you were into metaphors, brother.”

“What’s a metaphor?”

“Play dumb with someone else. I know you too well,” Mickey replied. But, if I work hard and fix the car right—new engine, transmission, and paint—I might have a chance.”

“I hope you’re right, Mickey. I really do. But, no matter what, some people are always gonna see that gray primer,” Billy said. He rolled to his stomach and buried his face in his pillow.

Mickey gazed at the water-marked ceiling by the light of the waning crescent moon in the frigid bedroom. He imagined walking in his spacesuit over the powdered moonscape, all worries left on Earth—the nightly vision he’d had for years. That night, a distant sound on the soundless satellite altered Mickey’s fantasy, the cackle of Jaydon Reynolds.